- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Yo Mama just died.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Ham sandwich

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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