- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

A dog was barking at a tree

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

i just wrote this so hard

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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