Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

A baby seal walks into a club.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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