What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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what's white and sticky semen

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Neither did she.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Who is John Galt?

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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