Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Ham sandwich

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

thumb_up thumb_down -30

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

thumb_up thumb_down -30

diarrhea.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

thumb_up thumb_down -32

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops