What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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what's white and sticky semen

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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