Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Women drivers...

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Black people

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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