how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Y u do dis?

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robin, get in the car.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Patriarchy.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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