- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Connor is homosexuaI

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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