Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Dogs

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What would Muhammed do?

Get it? More.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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