Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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