Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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