A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

what do you call your mom? mom

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What's up? Your time.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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