whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

It says so on your cap.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

j.p. is dumb

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What's up? Your time.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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