In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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