A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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