Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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