A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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AIDS.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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