- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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