- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Terry has ebola

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Microwave

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Women's rights.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Anti-jokes are funny.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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