- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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