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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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