Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Obama walks into a hospital....

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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