- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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