- Anti Joke

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

I have a horse.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.