There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Anthony sucks

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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