Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Justin Bieber.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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CHORGLUND

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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the redsox

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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