- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Feminism

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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