- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

homosexual

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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