Why so serious? Your brother died.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Women's rights

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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