- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Smelly Indians.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

The truth is he loves her!!

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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