how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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Women's rights.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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womens rights

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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You having friends.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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