how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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