- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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