- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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