Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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