- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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