Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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