what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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