- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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