- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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