yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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