why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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