What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Penis.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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okay so theres this guy.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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