A boy with red hair is happy.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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