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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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