Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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hear hear

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Your face is hilarious.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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