Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What black and has children A black man

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

whats up and also down? your mum

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