Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Apple juice.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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