I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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dat shoe shine tho

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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