- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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