What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Tall asians

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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