why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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