- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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