- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

What did the fish say after he

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

My Butthole.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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