What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Latvia isn't a joke

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Where's my tractor?

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