- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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