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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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