- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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