A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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