A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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