- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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