...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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