Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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