Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

You dropped something.... Yo lip

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Arrow in the Knee!

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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