- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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