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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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