What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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