- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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