why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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