What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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