How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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womens rights.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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