- Anti Joke

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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