- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

I just drank a cola.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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why am I writing this...im bored

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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