A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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