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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Who wants water? I do.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her