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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What is a jew in space? Dead

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

[Set up] [No punch line]

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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