- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

So these two girls have a cup .

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

what came first the chicken or the chips

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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