- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Skinny people fart less.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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