Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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