roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Smeg...

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Jesus Christ

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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