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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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Adam Chebali has no life

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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your life

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Ol-ive

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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