- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

And Stephen Hawking said.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

your life

chinga tue madre Ryan

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Adam Chebali has no life

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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