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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

A baby seal walks into a club.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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