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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Connor is homosexuaI

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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