What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Dogs

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What would Muhammed do?

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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