so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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your face

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What is white and black and red all over.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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noah is a scrub jungle

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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