- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Barack Obama

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??