how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Antijokes...

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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