how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Antijokes...

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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