Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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