- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Jersey Shore.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

why was the boy sad? because.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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