- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Dead girls can't say no.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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