- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

What's 2+2? Fish

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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