- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

ring around the rosie ... your dead

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

The EPA.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

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