- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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