- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Your dads dead. lol

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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