- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Vagina cream... end of story

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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