Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Tommy got neutered.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Homo say what?

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Heskey time.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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