Justin Bieber hits puberty

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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