What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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roy g biv

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are u black unlucky

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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