- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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