You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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