- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What's your guys names?

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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