How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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