Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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