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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Your Mother

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Yo mama's fat.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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