what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Tommy got neutered.

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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