- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What's an Anti Joke?

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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