- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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