- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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