- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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