- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Women's rights

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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