What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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